cut me and i bleed glitter

I've just been browsing Nerve.com, a site which Kevin recommended. Read these three stories, of which I liked the second the best.

It seems I've earned myself a new nickname at school. While filling in our Yearbook forms (favourite food, song, band, phrase etc) I was stumped for a nickname, and so asked those sitting in the common room with me to suggest one. Unfortunately, they chose "cocksucker" (or Beth "I love a swollen phallus" Lloyd) and even more unfortunately, it seems to have caught on. :/